A priest passed near a young boys gang that were hanging out next to the church.
He went close to them and asked them: “What are you boys doing there?”
“Not much, Father.
We are playing a game in which however says the biggest lie about his s*xual life, wins!”
“Oh, boys!” surprised said the priest.
“When I was your age I wasn’t even thinking about s**x!”
And the boys unanimously: “You won, Father!”