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There was a loser who couldn’t get a date.
He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.
The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say I’m a lawyer.”
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.
After she said “No,” he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, “Oh, you are lawyer?”
He said, “Why yes I am!”
So they went to his place and when they were in bed, he started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny he answered,
“Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already scr**wng someone!”
