Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
“What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”
The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”