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An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream.
A passing shepherd calls out “Dinnae drink frae that,
it’s all fulla coo piss an shite!”
The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent
“I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow,
would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s English?”
And the shepherd says “I’m terribly sorry sir,
I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?”
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