I was moving to California when I stopped at one of those old Indian trading posts somewhere in the desert.
One of the attractions there was an Native American with a sign beside him that read
“this man has greatest memory in the world $5 per question”
So I paid my $5 and asked him a question.
“What did you have for breakfast on the eighth of January 1993?”
He says “Eggs”So 5 years later I’m moving away from California to another job
and I stop with my U-Haul at the same place and I walk up to the guy again
and I decide to do the traditional native American greeting I up my hand and say “How”
and he says”Scrambled”