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My wife just had her eye removed

My wife just had her eye removed and she’s quite upset about it.

To cheer her up, I told her I was having it embalmed, encased in glass and put on a keychain so I could always have it near me.

Wife: “Why the f**k would you want to do that?!” she yelled.

Me: “Well, this way I’ll always be near solid wife-eye”

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