A drunk man stumbles out of bar and runs into 2 priest.
The drunk man looks at the 1st priest and says,”Hey, I’m Jesus Christ.
“The 1st priest tells the man, “No, my son, you’re not.”
Then the man turns to the 2nd priest and says the same thing.
“Hey, I’m Jesus Christ.”The 2nd priest tells the man, “No, my son, you’re not.”
The drunk man tells the priests that he can prove it.
So he takes the 2 priests into the bar and the bartender says,”Jesus Christ. You’re back again?”