The insurance man explaining policy benefits

The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors.

“If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building,

just for argument’s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity.

We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live.

And payments start from the time you leave the window,

so that you’re making money on the way down.”