A drunk is sitting at the bar, he leans to the man next to him and says
“Your mother’s a wh**re”.
The guy responds, please no trouble.
A few moments later, the drunk guy leans over and says
“ your mother’s a wh**re, and I f**ked her!”
The guy responds please man no trouble, not tonight.
A few moments later the drunk guy leans over and says
“ your mother’s a wh**re. I f**ked her and she loved it.”
Suddenly the guy stands up and says,
“ that’s enough dad, we’re going home.”