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Teacher & Student Joke

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.

“Teacher: “No, listen carefully…

If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.

“Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good.

Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

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