The cowboy trying to buy health insurance policy

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy.

The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

“Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.”

“None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.”

“Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once.

Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”

“Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”