A man goes into his doctors after being assaulted by an elephant in the jungle.
As the man explains what happened in the jungle the doctor is confused.
“Well, I can’t see any injuries on you, so what happened?”
The man responds “Well you see Doc, the elephant knocked me down and…. Had his way with me..
I know it’s bad but can you have a look for me?
“The doctor is flabbergasted and says “ok of course,
pull your trousers down and I’ll have a look”
As soon as the man’s trousers drop the Doctor recoils and exclaims “Oh god! Pull your trousers up! That’s awful!”
“You’re right, the elephant has done a number on you,
but I do have a question.
My brother works in a zoo, and I’ve seen an elephants tool, and its like this
“The doctor holds his hands to the width of a side plate”
And your circle looks like…”
He holds his hands to the width of a dinner plate “What happened?!”
The man responds, “I know. The b**st*ard use his finger first.