A woman went to the doctor

A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp.”

Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle.”

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: “Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened.”

Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!”