An old man wants to sleep every night with a hot blonde

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

“Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,

but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,

but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde,

and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.