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Charlie marries a virgin girl.
On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets undressed, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
“Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table.”
So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, “Is this better?”
“Much better!” she replies with a smile.
“Okay, then,” he says, “now will you please pass the front bottom.”
