Guy: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant
Guy: Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber has never broken.
How is this possible?
Doctor: let me tell you a story.
There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his umbrella instead of his gun and went out.
A lion suddenly jumped in front of him.
In order to scare the lion the hunter used the umbrella like a gun and shot the lion, then it died.
Guy: Nonsense!!
Someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor: Good, you understand the story.
Next patient please…