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Husband always insisted on making love in the dark

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard!

How could you lie to me all these years?”

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says,

“I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids

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