in Naughty Jokes, Relationship Jokes Husband asks wife what will make me happy and sad at same time by admin April 12, 2021, 4:58 pm share it Share it pin it A Husband looks at his wife and says… “I bet you can not say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” The wife thinks for a second then says. Your tool is 2 inches bigger then your brothers Written by admin