Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning…

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes.

Suddenly his dad screams ” bitchss and asses!”

Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied ” aunts and uncles” Oh.

Next thing he hears is “dikks and pusiees!” Johnny asks ” what’s that mean?”

To which his dad replied ” uh coats and hats.

“Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling ” fukking, fukk, fukk, Fukk”

” what does that mean dad?”

And his dad yells ” cut Johnny, it means cut!!!” Oh.

Next week is Thanks giving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says

” Hey bitchss and asses, hang your dikks and pussiees here, dad’s in the kitchen fukking the turkey.

Written by admin