Things she can shove inside of her

Three women are sitting in a bar.

The girl on the far left starts talking about the things she can shove inside of her.

“I fit an entire pineapple one time.” she says proudly.

The girl in the middle scoffs and replies,

“That’s nothing I got a whole watermelon once.”

The third girl looks at both of them in disgust for a moment and then

slides down the barstool.

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