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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
“Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.”
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing.
You know… a little peace and quiet?”
“Yeah. But today is the last day…”
