A newlywed couple lay in bed one morning husband says:
“How about you go brew us some coffee?”
Wife: “That’s your job.”
Hasband: “Says who?”
Wife : “The bible, it’s on just about every page.”
Husband: “The bible don’t say anything about brewing coffee.”
Wife (Holding her Bible flipping pages): “See every page Hebrews, Hebrews, hebrews.”