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Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced,
“My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”
The bartender inquired. “What makes you say that?”
Bill explained, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work.
Suzie was so thrilled to have me around…”
“That every time the milkman or mailman came by,
she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering,
‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
