Husband calls his wife “Honey”

One day husband calls his wife “Honey”

“I invited a friend home for evening meal.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,

I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for evening meal?”

“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”