Mother of six

A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.

The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this.

“Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight?

Get me a beer!” She gets very frustrated.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”

The wife immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”