{"id":10890,"date":"2025-01-20T11:59:57","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T11:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=10890"},"modified":"2025-01-20T11:59:57","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T11:59:57","slug":"the-matchmaker-approached-a-single-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/joke-of-the-day\/the-matchmaker-approached-a-single-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"The matchmaker approached a single woman"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m ashamed to bring this up,\u201d he said, \u201cbut the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed.<\/p>\n

He wants, he says, a sample.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman was shocked. \u201cSuch a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman?<\/p>\n

Such a crude person would suggest such a thing?<\/p>\n

He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.\u201d<\/p>\n

The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, \u201cHe\u2019s a pragmatic, man.<\/p>\n

After all, to him it\u2019s not a big deal\u2026 just a sample.\u201d<\/p>\n

She thought a minute. \u201cA pragmatic man, is he?<\/p>\n

So tell him I don\u2019t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. \u201cI\u2019m ashamed to bring this up,\u201d he said, \u201cbut the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.\u201d The woman was shocked. \u201cSuch a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10892,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10890","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-joke-of-the-day"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10893,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10890\/revisions\/10893"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10890"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=10890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}