{"id":10894,"date":"2025-01-20T12:23:56","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:23:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=10894"},"modified":"2025-01-20T12:23:56","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:23:56","slug":"a-man-who-smelled-like-a-distillery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/hilarious-jokes\/a-man-who-smelled-like-a-distillery\/","title":{"rendered":"A man who smelled like a distillery"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a resort seat next to a priest.<\/p>\n

The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.<\/p>\n

He opened his newspaper and began reading.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”<\/p>\n

“Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man.”<\/p>\n

“Wow,” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.<\/p>\n

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.<\/p>\n

“I’m very sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong.<\/p>\n

How long have you had arthritis?”<\/p>\n

“I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the one of priest does.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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