A guy buys his first motorcycle.<\/p>\n
The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting.<\/p>\n
A few months later, the young man’s girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents’ house.<\/p>\n
Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.<\/p>\n
After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break.<\/p>\n
After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up.<\/p>\n
He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family.<\/p>\n
No one says a word.<\/p>\n
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and bang her until he finished.<\/p>\n
Silence.<\/p>\n
Desperate, he grabs her mother and do the same with her on the table.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance.<\/p>\n
The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket.<\/p>\n
“OK, OK,” says the father, “I’ll do the dishes!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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