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Two CEOs meet after a long trip one of them has visited Japan.<\/p>\n
So they are talking about how the trip was and one says:<\/p>\n
“look I got this amazing robot secretary from there, it does everything human secretary does except 20 times faster and 200% more efficiently.<\/p>\n
“The other one says: “that sounds impressive but does she do… You know other things?”<\/p>\n
“You’re welcome to take her for a spin” winks the first one.<\/p>\n
So the other one takes her to the toilet and after fifteen minutes agonizing screams are heard from the toilet.<\/p>\n
The first CEO slaps himself on the forehead and yells:<\/p>\n
“Shit! I forgot to tell him she has a pencil sharpener in her bottom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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