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Two brothers are in their room one morning.<\/p>\n
The older brother says, “Billy, I’m 9 and you’re 6.<\/p>\n
We’re practically men.<\/p>\n
So today when we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say hell and you’re gonna say ass.<\/p>\n
“Billy nods his head in excitement and they go downstairs.<\/p>\n
The boys sit at the table and their mom greets them.<\/p>\n
“Good morning boys, what would ya’ll like for breakfast?<\/p>\n
“Billy looks at his older brother, who smiles and throws his arm over the back rest and says, “Ah hell mom, make it cheerios.<\/p>\n
“Their mom turns around and chases him up the stairs spanking him the whole way.<\/p>\n
When she returns she looks at Billy and says,<\/p>\n
“And what would you like my little angel.<\/p>\n
“Billy nervously replies,<\/p>\n
“I don’t know, but you can bet your ass it ain’t cheerios.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"