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A jet took off for the long flight from Sydney to Perth…<\/p>\n

As it got to cruising height the pilot finished his spiel but forgot to turn the microphone off.<\/p>\n

He turned to his co-pilot and said: “You hold the plane while I take a massive dump, and then I’m going to bang that hostess”.<\/p>\n

Hearing this the hostess ran to the cockpit in order to tell the pilot about his faux pas, unfortunately, she tripped on the way and crashed to the floor.<\/p>\n

An old lady leant over and said: “There’s no need to rush, he’s going to the toilet first”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A jet took off for the long flight from Sydney to Perth… As it got to cruising height the pilot finished his spiel but forgot to turn the microphone off. He turned to his co-pilot and said: “You hold the plane while I take a massive dump, and then I’m going to bang that hostess”. 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