{"id":5824,"date":"2021-02-05T17:19:37","date_gmt":"2021-02-05T17:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=5824"},"modified":"2024-10-05T11:50:38","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T11:50:38","slug":"a-jet-took-off-for-the-long-flight-from-sydney-to-perth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/hilarious-jokes\/a-jet-took-off-for-the-long-flight-from-sydney-to-perth\/","title":{"rendered":"A jet took off for the long flight from Sydney to Perth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-5839 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/555-193x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"118\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/555-193x300.png 193w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/555-62x96.png 62w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/555-31x48.png 31w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/555-364x566.png 364w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/555.png 401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 118px) 100vw, 118px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A jet took off for the long flight from Sydney to Perth&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>As it got to cruising height the pilot finished his spiel but forgot to turn the microphone off.<\/p>\n<p>He turned to his co-pilot and said: &#8220;You hold the plane while I take a massive dump, and then I&#8217;m going to bang that hostess&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Hearing this the hostess ran to the cockpit in order to tell the pilot about his faux pas, unfortunately, she tripped on the way and crashed to the floor.<\/p>\n<p>An old lady leant over and said: &#8220;There&#8217;s no need to rush, he&#8217;s going to the toilet first&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A jet took off for the long flight from Sydney to Perth&#8230; As it got to cruising height the pilot finished his spiel but forgot to turn the microphone off. He turned to his co-pilot and said: &#8220;You hold the plane while I take a massive dump, and then I&#8217;m going to bang that hostess&#8221;. [&hellip;] <a class=\"g1-link g1-link-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/hilarious-jokes\/a-jet-took-off-for-the-long-flight-from-sydney-to-perth\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8883,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5824","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-hilarious-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5824"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10560,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5824\/revisions\/10560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5824"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=5824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}