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On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away,<\/p>\n

Mary goes straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.<\/p>\n

When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies,<\/p>\n

“He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.<\/p>\n

” Horrified, Mary tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old making love will surely be asking for trouble.<\/p>\n

“Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,<\/p>\n

we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.<\/p>\n

It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even.<\/p>\n

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.<\/p>\n

” She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues,<\/p>\n

“And if that damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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