![\"\"](\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/sdfsdf.jpg\")
<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cIn front of you\u201d?\u201d, he asks, shyly.<\/p>\n
The nurse says, \u201cWell no, but I’ve seen the unclothed human body before.<\/p>\n
\u201dThe patient said, \u201cNot one like mine.<\/p>\n
You would die laughing at my bared body.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course, I won’t laugh.\u201d, said the nurse to the patient.<\/p>\n
I am a professional. In over twenty years, I have never laughed at a patient.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay then\u201d, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers,<\/p>\n
revealing a huge male body with a smallest male organ, the nurse had ever seen in her life.<\/p>\n
In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.<\/p>\n
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.<\/p>\n
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.<\/p>\n
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the patient’s private part, she composed herself, as well as she could.<\/p>\n
\u201cI am so sorry\u201d, the nurse said. \u201cI do not know what came over to me.<\/p>\n
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again.<\/p>\n
Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt’s swollen\u201d, the patient replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"