{"id":6143,"date":"2021-02-20T13:20:44","date_gmt":"2021-02-20T13:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=6143"},"modified":"2024-10-05T10:25:52","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T10:25:52","slug":"a-limbless-man-sat-on-the-side-of-a-lake-everyday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/joke-of-the-day\/a-limbless-man-sat-on-the-side-of-a-lake-everyday\/","title":{"rendered":"A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday.<\/p>\n

He had no hands or no legs.<\/p>\n

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.<\/p>\n

He replied, “No.”<\/p>\n

The woman said, “Well, what’s wrong?”<\/p>\n

The limbless man said, “I’ve never been hugged by anyone ever.<\/p>\n

” So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man.<\/p>\n

“Are you okay now?” she asked.<\/p>\n

“No,” the man replied.<\/p>\n

So again the woman asked him what was wrong.<\/p>\n

He answered, “I’ve never been kissed before.<\/p>\n

” The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, “Are you okay now?”<\/p>\n

The man shook his head sadly.<\/p>\n

The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time.<\/p>\n

The man said, “I’ve never been f****ked.”<\/p>\n

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says,<\/p>\n

“Now you are!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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