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The madam opened the brthl door to see a rather dignified,<\/p>\n
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.<\/p>\n
\u201cMay I help you?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI want to see Valerie,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.<\/p>\n
Perhaps you would prefer someone else,\u201d said the madam.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo. I must see Valerie,\u201d was the man\u2019s reply.<\/p>\n
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.<\/p>\n
Without hesitation, the man pulled out one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n
After an hour, the man calmly left.<\/p>\n
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.<\/p>\n
Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row \u2013<\/p>\n
too expensive \u2013 and there were no discounts.<\/p>\n
The price was still $1,000.<\/p>\n
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n
After an hour, he left.<\/p>\n
The following night the man was there again.<\/p>\n
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night,<\/p>\n
but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n
After their session, Valerie questioned the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo one has ever been with me three nights in a row.<\/p>\n
Where are you from?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
The man replied, \u201cSouth Carolina.\u201d \u201cReally\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
\u201cI have family in South Carolina.\u201d \u201cI know,\u201d the man said.<\/p>\n
Your father died, and I am your sister\u2019s attorney.<\/p>\n
She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.\u201d<\/p>\n
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:<\/p>\n
1. Death
\n2. Taxes
\n3. Being scrwd by a lawyer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"