{"id":6790,"date":"2021-03-22T18:15:55","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T18:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=6790"},"modified":"2024-10-05T10:06:31","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T10:06:31","slug":"husband-finds-a-box-under-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/funny-jokes\/husband-finds-a-box-under-the-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband finds a box under the bed"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up.<\/p>\n
The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000.<\/p>\n
He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?”<\/p>\n
She replies, “Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.”<\/p>\n
He says, “That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice.<\/p>\n
What’s the money for?”<\/p>\n
The wife replies, “Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?” She replies, “Every time I […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6833,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6790","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-funny-jokes"},"yoast_head":"\n