{"id":6932,"date":"2021-03-31T07:55:25","date_gmt":"2021-03-31T07:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=6932"},"modified":"2024-10-05T10:02:37","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T10:02:37","slug":"the-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/funny-jokes\/the-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits\/","title":{"rendered":"The insurance man explaining policy benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors.<\/p>\n

“If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building,<\/p>\n

just for argument’s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity.<\/p>\n

We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live.<\/p>\n

And payments start from the time you leave the window,<\/p>\n

so that you’re making money on the way down.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. “If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building, just for argument’s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity. We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live. And […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6934,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6932","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-funny-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6932"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10389,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6932\/revisions\/10389"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6932"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=6932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}