{"id":6932,"date":"2021-03-31T07:55:25","date_gmt":"2021-03-31T07:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=6932"},"modified":"2024-10-05T10:02:37","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T10:02:37","slug":"the-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/funny-jokes\/the-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits\/","title":{"rendered":"The insurance man explaining policy benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors.<\/p>\n
“If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building,<\/p>\n
just for argument’s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity.<\/p>\n
We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live.<\/p>\n
And payments start from the time you leave the window,<\/p>\n
so that you’re making money on the way down.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. “If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building, just for argument’s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity. We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live. And […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6934,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6932","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-funny-jokes"},"yoast_head":"\n