{"id":7325,"date":"2021-04-29T12:33:38","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T12:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=7325"},"modified":"2024-10-05T09:46:41","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T09:46:41","slug":"will-you-take-all-of-your-clothes-off-if-i-do-200-km-h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/naughty-jokes\/will-you-take-all-of-your-clothes-off-if-i-do-200-km-h\/","title":{"rendered":"Will you take all of your clothes off?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend<\/p>\n

she was thrilled at the speed.”If i do 200 km\/h, will you take all of your clothes off?<\/p>\n

“The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said “yes, of course”<\/p>\n

He brought the car up to the 200 km\/h benchmark.<\/p>\n

However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over.<\/p>\n

The undressed girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.<\/p>\n

“Go and get help” he yelled. “I can’t I’m undressed!”<\/p>\n

“take my shoe, he said, and cover yourself.<\/p>\n

“Holding the shoe to her privates she ran off, down the road.<\/p>\n

She came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.<\/p>\n

“Please help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!”<\/p>\n

The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said:<\/p>\n

“there’s nothing I can do, he’s too far in. “<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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