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A new blonde hostess began her first day.<\/p>\n

The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night.<\/p>\n

Soon after their arrival the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.<\/p>\n

The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.<\/p>\n

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her.<\/p>\n

She answered the phone, sobbing. “I can’t get out of my room!”<\/p>\n

\u201cYou can\u2019t get out of your room?\u201d the captain asked, \u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n

The hostess replied, \u201cThere are only three doors in here,\u201d<\/p>\n

she cried, \u201cone is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, \u2018Do Not Disturb\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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