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A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.<\/p>\n

The army general says, “Alright, I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!”<\/p>\n

The private reports as ordered, “Yes sir?”<\/p>\n

The general says, “See that man over there? Kill him!”<\/p>\n

Without hesitating, the private kills the man.<\/p>\n

The general says, “See? That man has balls!”<\/p>\n

The marine general says, “That’s nothing. Private, get over here!”<\/p>\n

The marine private reports, “Yes, sir?”.<\/p>\n

The marine general says, “See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself.”<\/p>\n

Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.<\/p>\n

The marine general says, “See? Now that man has balls!”<\/p>\n

The admiral says, “That’s nothing.”<\/p>\n

He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, “Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!”<\/p>\n

The seaman answers, “Excuse me, sir?”<\/p>\n

The admiral repeats, “JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!”<\/p>\n

The seaman replies, “F***k you, sir!”<\/p>\n

The admiral says, “See? That man has balls and he’s got brains too!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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