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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office<\/p>\n

and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.<\/p>\n

All his professionalism goes right out the window…<\/p>\n

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.<\/p>\n

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?<\/p>\n

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.<\/p>\n

He tells her to take off her shirt and br**, she takes them off.<\/p>\n

The doctor begins rubbing her chests and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”<\/p>\n

Finally, he tells her to take off her knickers, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts on his all way with her.<\/p>\n

He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”<\/p>\n

She replies, “Yes, getting herpies – thats why I am here!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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