{"id":7556,"date":"2021-05-07T17:30:07","date_gmt":"2021-05-07T17:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=7556"},"modified":"2024-10-05T09:37:51","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T09:37:51","slug":"an-italian-guy-is-out-picking-up-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/naughty-jokes\/an-italian-guy-is-out-picking-up-chicks\/","title":{"rendered":"An Italian guy is out picking up chicks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.<\/p>\n

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.<\/p>\n

So they\u2019re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it.<\/p>\n

After a long while\u2026He climaxes loudly.<\/p>\n

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, \u201cSo\u2026. you finish?\u201d<\/p>\n

After a slight pause. She replies, \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her,<\/p>\n

and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first\u2026<\/p>\n

and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.<\/p>\n

Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, \u201cSo\u2026. you finish?\u201d<\/p>\n

And again, after a short pause, she simply says \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.<\/p>\n

This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.<\/p>\n

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette \u2026 lights it again,<\/p>\n

and then asks tiredly, \u201cSo\u2026 you finish?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo. I\u2019m Swedish.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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