![\"\"](\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/There-guy-goes-to-a-weight-loss-clinic-Copy-1-300x148.png\")
<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs.<\/p>\n
The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful undressed woman with a sign that says<\/p>\n
“If you catch me, you can have me.”<\/p>\n
An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter.<\/p>\n
A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs.<\/p>\n
The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign.<\/p>\n
A day later, he comes out 50 lbs. lighter.<\/p>\n
A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs.<\/p>\n
He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign that reads<\/p>\n
“If I catch you, You are mine.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"