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Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings.<\/p>\n
As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.<\/p>\n
Later that night, their mother couldn\u2019t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea.<\/p>\n
On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter\u2019s bedroom and heard her screaming.<\/p>\n
The mother thought to herself, \u201cThat\u2019s normal, especially on her wedding night.\u201d<\/p>\n
She snuck by her second oldest daughter\u2019s room and heard her laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s normal too,\u201d she said, smiling to herself.<\/p>\n
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter\u2019s room where she didn\u2019t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.<\/p>\n
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out,<\/p>\n
the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night\u2019s noises.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell Mom,\u201d she replied, \u201cyou always said if it hurt I should scream.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re absolutely right sweetheart,<\/p>\n
\u201dthe mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow why were you laughing?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou always said if it tickled, I could laugh,\u201d she answered.<\/p>\n
\u201cTrue enough, honey.\u201d The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow it\u2019s your turn, baby,\u201d she said turning to her youngest daughter.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy was it so quiet in your room last night?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMom, don\u2019t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"