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A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his weapon.<\/p>\n

Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.<\/p>\n

“Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow,<\/p>\n

and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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