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A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.<\/p>\n
So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,<\/p>\n
but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”<\/p>\n
On the way to his office he regretted what he had promised, deciding that the whole event was not worth the price.<\/p>\n
So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:<\/p>\n
Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.<\/p>\n
I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:<\/p>\n
1) it had never been occupied<\/p>\n
2) that there was plenty of heat<\/p>\n
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.<\/p>\n
Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.<\/p>\n
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:<\/p>\n
Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.<\/p>\n
As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on.<\/p>\n
Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size,<\/p>\n
but if you don\u2019t have enough furniture to fill it, please don\u2019t blame the landlady!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"