{"id":8161,"date":"2021-07-12T15:09:55","date_gmt":"2021-07-12T15:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=8161"},"modified":"2024-10-05T09:13:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T09:13:44","slug":"a-very-elderly-couple-is-having-an-elegant-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/relationship-jokes\/a-very-elderly-couple-is-having-an-elegant-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.<\/p>\n
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, \u201cDear, there is something that I must ask you.<\/p>\n
It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children.<\/p>\n
Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away.<\/p>\n
But, I must know, did he have a different father?\u201d The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Yes he did.\u201d The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected.<\/p>\n
With a tear in his eye he asks \u201cWho? Who was he? Who was the father?\u201d<\/p>\n
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.<\/p>\n
Then, finally, she says, \u201cYou.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, \u201cDear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8163,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8161","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-naughty-jokes","8":"category-relationship-jokes"},"yoast_head":"\n