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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.<\/p>\n
“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer.<\/p>\n
I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”<\/p>\n
But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”<\/p>\n
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,<\/p>\n
“Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding…<\/p>\n
He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"