{"id":8176,"date":"2021-07-12T18:54:52","date_gmt":"2021-07-12T18:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=8176"},"modified":"2024-10-05T09:13:17","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T09:13:17","slug":"a-typical-four-year-old-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/dark-humor-jokes\/a-typical-four-year-old-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"A typical four year old girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny.<\/p>\n

When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage,<\/p>\n

her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.<\/p>\n

One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church,<\/p>\n

the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.<\/p>\n

“Now do you understand?” he asked. “I think so,” she said.<\/p>\n

“That was when mommy came to work for us?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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