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A man and woman were on their first date.<\/p>\n

The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.”<\/p>\n

The man looked away and turned red.<\/p>\n

“What’s wrong?” asked the woman.<\/p>\n

“I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,” the man said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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